DJ Lubel – Asian Girls (I Want Asians) : le clip et les paroles

DJ Lubel est un gars marrant : avant d’avoir fait la chanson Wrong Hole, il a déjà commis des chanson osées, comme par exemple « Asian Girls », que je ne résiste pas de publier ici. Je suis certain que certains se reconnaitrons dans ses propos DJ Lubel a une page de fans sur Facebook, une page MySpace et un site officiel.

Le clip de DJ Lubel – Asian Girls (I Want Asians)

Les paroles

DJ Lubel – Asian Girls (I Want Asians)

Why won’t asians have sex with me ?
I’m really good at math and I love Bruce Lee
I want you to be my fortune Cookie
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me
With me-e-e Ooh no

I’m the kind of guy with a long sexual past
Gets so much ass my cock needs a cast
Sex all the time it gets so messy
And pop more bitches than uncle Jessy
But when it comes to a certain type of race
You asian girls pray messing my face
I do not understand what I’m doing wrong
That’s why i wrote you asians girls a special song

Why won’t asians have sex with me ?
I play the violin and I love sushi
I would like to perform some bukkake
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me

Met my first asian when I was only 3
First day at nursery her name was Kamelin (?)
I crowled over quick to show her my thing
I got more love for her than people in Bejin
I’m like what’s wrong Baby, why you think you’re so shifty (?)
At least let me play with your Hello Kitty
She said no no no, it make me sick and she got into her mum soop up (?) Honda Civic, on a Civic, on a civic oh ooooh oh

Is it cause I’m taller than 5.3 or is it cause there’s hair on my body
Is it cause I don’t like to drink sake
Why that you’ll never ever ever ever love me long time
Is it cause I’m eastern european
And i’m not sure if you’re Japaneese Chineese or corean
is it cause a rarely go to the barber that you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor.

Just because I live in my mum’s garage there are no happy endings at my asian massage
I love you girl from Japan and Manilla, but you run away from me like I was freaking godzilla
If i was fit and a little bit leaner I can maby kissed the asian at my little dry cleaner
But untill that day it happens, untill that day comes
I’ll never gets my hands off my asian plum
If you love me baby, my love will go far
I would even let ride me like I was a car but I would be carrefull, I’ll hold on tight, Cause I’ve seen you girls drive before
And it’s not a pretty sight cause you’re asian

Why won’t asians have sex with me ?
All I really want is asian pussy
I try and I try and I never succeed
Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me
With me-e-e Oh no

Lick my baaaaaalls

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La version acoustique de DJ Lubel – Asian Girls (I Want Asians)